2008

John accidentally gets customer service

“The internet has made it so that if you make genuinely...”
— Real Ad Men Talk About Mad Men...

SureFlap uses surgically-implanted RFID chips to let your...

“If you want people to embrace your version of the future,...”
— Seth’s Blog: Making it...

“It’s pretty good advice for how many features you “pack”...”
— Pack half of what you think...

“When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is...”
— A VP Debate Drinking Game -...

oak’s line

Gmail fail

“Work is a way to get sanity, to make sure you are growing...”
— How to find meaningful...

I’m glad they have that smiling stock photo there. I...

Is this the right question? What does quantity of traffic...

“Without your baking, people like me will be forced into back...”
— The Simpsons

Print The Truth

How about that Lucas stadium view? | IndyStar.com | The...

“To counter the “traditional workplace,” Fried had this to...”
— The traditional workplace is...

“Simply put, employees are treated like children. They are...”
— The traditional workplace is...

“How do you make a heart? A UTF heart?”
— John

“The problem is that a title change and four percent raise...”
— Trying to keep young employees...

“she’s never seen star wars? Excuse me, Ted but the only...”
— marshal, on how I met your...

“Deploy it? Wait but Jason wants that message broken out into...”
— Behind the scenes: Getting...

“So, here’s the question: if all I want, the only...”
— Seth’s Blog: How much...

DVICE: Evolution Mobile Bar lets you bring the party with...

“Sites owned by the largest local newspapers in the U.S. are...”
— Borrell: Top TV sites worth up...

John: I stub a lot.
Me: I heard that about you.

Ad Placement Fail « FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of...

“I don’t know much about Wall Street, but it sure...”
— Amber, referring to the...

“The stock market is going to be bonkers today. And for most...”
— Seth’s Blog

Actually, I prefer “Robert”. « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny...

After recently discovering Twitter, they twittered from the...

“The Vice Fund invests in companies, both domestic and...”
— The Vice Fund: The ultimate...

“Moreover, those students who reported less cheating were...”
— Study Examines The Psychology...

“The waterway gained force as it flowed across the grassy...”

“People use books like law school. They think if they have...”
— 5 Reasons why you don’t...

“Another aspect of owning a winery that surprises many...”
— When CEOs Become Winemakers

“Here are three common listening mistakes: 1. Believing that...”
— Seth’s Blog: Listening...

“One of the oldest living Notre Dame alumni, Savage has...”
— ESPN - No Love Lost -...

Communications Services - The University of...

“The results from OPEC’s meeting in Vienna are in: the...”
— OPEC Can’t Halt...

News organizations should NOT use cliffhangers

“If Stephen Hawking is really that smart, wouldn’t he have...”
— Twitter / Simon Goetz (via...

“The Internet: better than TV.”
— John

“Shiny is really all I look for. I’m like a bass.”
— Jerry

Make fiah… « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can...

“Amateurs almost always shoot Canon SLRs.”
— Seven Levels of Photographers...

Flowchart of things said during sex via...

Gallery // President // University of Notre Dame

“Marketing is a tax you pay for being unremarkable”
— Awesome quote. Really, really...

“I’ve never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.”
— Paul Harvey

a beige version of adso, our feline alarm...

“With few exceptions, nobody will tell you your baby is ugly....”
— The Post Money Value: The Baby...

“Did you take the gorilla off the toilet?”
— Liz, to Oak

“Dude man, you need a fire and a horse.”
— John

Short Film from Cannes 2008: HISTORIA DE UN...

“Do you have a twisty staircase under your desk?”
— Matt

“Say something so different and surprising that it stops...”
— Learn to Break the Sales Mold...

“Muxtape will be unavailable for a brief period while we sort...”
— Muxtape

A lil' bit of Youtube sunshine

Ha. via bitsandpieces.us

90 Percent Brevity

- Adult Batman Dark Knight Joker Mask : Target

“I hate pretty much everything we haven’t...”
— Matt

I’m sick of hearing this, especially from our own...

Internet Memes

“100% HD service featuring 1080P VOD and the best HD DVR”
— A commercial full of acronym...

DVICE: RoofRay accurately answers the question: Should I go...

“I should step back a second and note that when I say iMovie,...”
— iMovie: An Unsung Hero |...

“Years ago I read a book about guitar effects pedals....”
— Gearheads don’t get it -...

Typewriter waffles! - Slashfood

Bomb squad kitteh « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats...

“When friends talk about starting a business I say if you’ve...”
— Tim Ferriss interview | Derek...

“Then I ran a Google Adwords campaign, where your ad appears...”
— Tim Ferriss interview | Derek...

“Here’s my advice: have all the add ons you want. But...”
— Seth’s Blog: The bitter...

“The lesson here, as it so often is in direct response, is...”
— Donor Power Blog: Ugly coupons...

“The real world of course is different than the Internet...”
— How to Jumpstart the Economy -...

DVICE: Crazy floating table has magic paint drips for legs

DVICE: Ripple Series tables are like frozen music

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language -...

“I wish I had more colors. I’m going to get more...”
— Todd

“I can sell those priests on anything. They’re all hot...”
— Todd

“Austin, pull your pants up. We can see your underwear.”
— Todd

“The Internet appears to be down.”
— Oak, via IM

“When we got home Maggie, Ryan & Molly (7) were all...”
— Aunt Sue

“Odds of being wrongly declared dead by a Social Security...”
— What Are the Odds?

Tweet Clouds

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IZE SORRY I ENDANJURED U « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures...

“In life you will encounter a lot of cynicism and...”
— How to Get a Lot Done – 7 Tips...

“You need to accept that others might not do things the way...”
— How to Get a Lot Done – 7 Tips...

“You wear jeans and you’re a totally different person.”
— Matt

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language -...

“Sorry for the dorky card…hope to see you soon.”
— Mom, in an e-card

“We do hope to find a few more developers to assist in...”
— Contributing to the ODB...

“As this fascinating article from Harvard Magazine points...”
— I Will Teach You To Be...

snopes.com: Ball Girl Makes Amazing Catch

“Being busy is not the same as being productive. Forget about...”
— The Margin Manifesto: 11...

“On my iPhone (which is really cool, by the way)…”
— Matt, to Erik

“Go buy 6000iphones.com.”
— Matt

“If someone broke into my car they would have everything they...”
— Amber

“I need a calculator to do some math skills.”
— Amber

The Grundlelog - News 22 celebrates independence day by...

“It’s under the meeting rock.”
— Oak, referring to mysterious...

“Hooray, I am 28 years old! I have officially outlived Kurt...”
— Questionable Content

“You never know. Pine cone fall out of a tree and hit you in...”
— Bob Brenley

“Typos begin to abound and you are starting to think your...”
— Programmers Should Give Up...

Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

“Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da...”
— Genesis 1 - LOLCat Bible...

john

His is smaller so i’ll eat it.

I promise you, if there is more horse poop, these shorts are going down.

“Viewed from the comfort of our living room, bookmarked pages...”
— Assuming Too Much About The...

Overhearing Erik's videochat with his...

Erik's wife: That's the guy daddy works with. Do you think he looks happy or grumpy?
Erik's son: Grumpy!

“I will knife you so hard.” RailsConf 2008 Expo...

“If you have to make an API call to Twitter, don’t...”
— Erik Kastner, speech at...

This tastes better small than big. -john

“We have definitely landed in Portland.”
— The pilot

“But most of all, being clear, direct, and honest is the best...”
— A design and usability blog:...

“You will be doing all sorts of motion control moves, button...”
— GoNintendo » Blog...

Piaggio USA: Yay for more animated designs!

“Including the officers, directors and trustees, Scott C....”
— Weis paid $598,000 in...

“Each customer who comes to the site doesn’t care about the...”
— Think about paths instead of...

“I’m entertaining eight Germans next week.”
— Matt

“And I don’t want your foot money.”
— Angela, The Office