ever the optimist
2009
December
15
November
9
October
8
September
19
August
21
July
14
June
17
May
12
April
14
March
21
February
42
January
33
2008
December
25
November
11
October
30
September
45
August
33
July
16
June
20
May
27
April
52
March
41
February
44
January
85
2007
December
47
November
56
October
27
September
21
August
35
July
June
May
9
April
March
February
January
“Yeah, I’m going to that too. I won’t sit by you...”
— Matt, who is going to the same...
Oct 31st
Matt: Did you have breakfast? Me: I had cold pizza, a piece of cake, and a banana. So yes, but not...
Oct 30th
“You need to Tumble that… or blumble.. or whatever they...”
— Matt
Oct 30th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 25th
“i wonder if easy bake ovens will survive the move to compact...”
— Oak, by way of Erin
Oct 25th
“Lead your life so that you won’t be afraid to sell the...”
— Kathy’s answering...
Oct 24th
“You’ve only slept with one girl. Those kind of stats...”
— How I Met Your Mother
Oct 23rd
“Another girl I dated… she gained twenty pounds and...”
— How I Met Your Mother
Oct 23rd
“I swear AFS is becoming self-aware, and is jealous that...”
— Newsie Steve
Oct 17th
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Oct 15th
“It appears the website has become alive. This happens to...”
— The Office
Oct 13th
“Go to my car, open the trunk. Inside, you will see many...”
— The Office
Oct 13th
“It’s caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and...”
— The Office
Oct 13th
“The robotic squirrel loves the faq.”
— Bill, in a robot voice
Oct 11th
“Just spit it out… you proved yourself, you’re a...”
— John, who can’t stop...
Oct 11th
“I usually just chew it for a while and then I’m done.”
— John, describing how he...
Oct 11th
“It’s the most burny gum I’ve ever had.”
— John
Oct 11th
Tacky title award goes to… a tie!
Oct 11th
Least effective timing ever…
Oct 11th
“In some psychological theories, the Type A personality, also...”
— Type A personality -...
Oct 9th
My fantasy football week before Monday night football…...
Oct 8th
“Computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.”
— The Office
Oct 4th
“Make a U-turn, if possible.”
— The Office
Oct 4th
“They grow up so fast, don’t they? I have a few of my...”
— The Office
Oct 4th
“That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your...”
— The Office
Oct 4th
“I couldn’t see your hands.”
Oct 4th