“Your BFF status is at risk.”
— Matt, to Oak
— Matt, to Oak
Nov 30th
“Oh my gosh… you tumbled the crap out of me.”
— John, reading today’s...
— John, reading today’s...
Nov 27th
“You guys are like Babe: Pig in the City.”
— Matt
— Matt
Nov 27th
“Do I look drunk? I feel drunk.”
— John, 1 for 10 in office free...
— John, 1 for 10 in office free...
Nov 27th
“Let’s go do it on Erik’s desk.”
— John, deciding on where to cut...
— John, deciding on where to cut...
Nov 27th
“You used ‘esoteric.’ I wrote it on the side of...”
— John, teasing Erin for having...
— John, teasing Erin for having...
Nov 27th
“My tailgate froze shut this morning.”
— Amber’s mom, to a room...
— Amber’s mom, to a room...
Nov 23rd
“If someone would have grabbed that, they could have swung...”
— Amber’s mom, noting the...
— Amber’s mom, noting the...
Nov 22nd
“If you want to get a good tattoo, you have to go into...”
— Amber’s grandfather, who...
— Amber’s grandfather, who...
Nov 22nd
“Turkeys are an aphrodisiac, aren’t they?”
— Amber’s mom, trying to...
— Amber’s mom, trying to...
Nov 22nd
Listen
The Turkey Gobble
Each Thanksgiving, my dad would start prepping the turkey around 6:00 am. At this...
Nov 22nd
“What’s the name of that French cheese that has the...”
— Amber’s mom
— Amber’s mom
Nov 22nd
“I guess Thanksgiving is like 9/11 for turkeys.”
Nov 22nd
Watching a morning news feature on how...
Amber’s mom: Ooh, “Turkey nine eleven.” Chas: I think that’s supposed to be...
Nov 22nd
“I get the funniest looks when I go into a shopping mall and...”
— Amber’s grandfather
— Amber’s grandfather
Nov 22nd
“I mean, this is an American company. You don’t see...”
— Family Guy
— Family Guy
Nov 18th
“I’m glad that whoever is behind this ad campaign has...”
— NDNation: We are the Fighting...
— NDNation: We are the Fighting...
Nov 18th
“Grundy proves to be a difficult opponent, unkillable (since...”
— Solomon Grundy (comics) -...
— Solomon Grundy (comics) -...
Nov 17th
“Disprove it: “We Are The Fighting Irish” ads the...”
— NDNation: Disprove it:...
— NDNation: Disprove it:...
Nov 17th
“You need to sleep with me… I will teach you how to...”
— John
— John
Nov 16th
“Webster’s defines ‘wedding’ as the process...”
— Homer Simpson
— Homer Simpson
Nov 15th
“sorry, chas. I think t legge just had a stroke. I’ll...”
— oak
— oak
Nov 15th
“Erin smells like ‘dude.’”
— Oak
— Oak
Nov 15th
“No, you’re not smelling my hair.”
— Erin
— Erin
Nov 15th
“I think it got in my hair.”
— Erin
— Erin
Nov 15th
Watch
Automatic Confession
Nov 15th
johnnunemaker: you took them all johnnunemaker: and swam on them johnnunemaker: in front of my...
Nov 14th
“Trust me, my wife gets more frustrated than you do.”
— John
— John
Nov 14th
Golden-Crusted Brussels Sprouts Recipe - 101...
Nov 12th
“When I wrote my cookbook, the how-long-should-it-cook-for...”
— Daniel Patterson of Coi; ...
— Daniel Patterson of Coi; ...
Nov 12th
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language -...
Nov 12th
“First, at the top levels of your organization, you...”
— Good to Great
— Good to Great
Nov 11th
Small business success
Three things you need: 1) the ability to abandon a plan when it doesn’t work, 2) the...
Nov 10th
“It’s incredibly rare that a single feature will truly make...”
— You don’t need a product...
— You don’t need a product...
Nov 9th
“Like functional specs earlier in the development phase,...”
— You don’t need a product...
— You don’t need a product...
Nov 9th
“Nothing to worry about, just using the scope. Safety...”
— The Office
— The Office
Nov 9th
“Michael: When I return, I hope to be a completely changed...”
— The Office
— The Office
Nov 9th
“I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the...”
— The Office
— The Office
Nov 9th
Courtesy, My Dad
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching a BCS bowl game? A: The Fighting ...
Nov 9th
“We can’t officially change the words to that song, I...”
— Notre Dame Coeducation: Past,...
— Notre Dame Coeducation: Past,...
Nov 9th
“Every day I light my butt hair on fire and every day it...”
— John
— John
Nov 8th
“That’s right, White Castle is actively, yes, actively...”
— South Bend Tribune: White...
— South Bend Tribune: White...
Nov 4th
“And that’s no easy feat — especially since Notre Dame...”
— University of Notre Dame Tops...
— University of Notre Dame Tops...
Nov 4th
So of course I tried it in Safari, version 3.0.3.
Nov 3rd
Attempting to open the ND-Navy press conference video from...
Nov 3rd
“I am sitting here daydreaming clicking on the ND.edu...”
— My mom
— My mom
Nov 2nd
“The eyes are the groin of the head.”
— The Office
— The Office
Nov 1st
“And if we need to defend ourselves, I will stab the security...”
— The Office
— The Office
Nov 1st