ever the optimist

2009

December 15
November 9
October 8
September 19
August 21
July 14
June 17
May 12
April 14
March 21
February 42
January 33

2008

December 25
November 11
October 30
September 45
August 33
July 16
June 20
May 27
April 52
March 41
February 44
January 85

2007

December 47
November 56
October 27
September 21
August 35
July
June
May 9
April
March
February
January
“Don’t be stupid. Borrow more. At $20,000 in debt, if your...”
— Thought of the Day: When in...
Jan 31st
“There are no one-on-one-sit-in-my-office-and-let’s-talk...”
— Seth’s Blog: The end of...
Jan 30th
“At least half the interview finds the interviewer giving an...”
— Seth’s Blog: The end of...
Jan 30th
“It was clearly designed by someone rich enough to never have...”
— Amazon.com: drew m’s...
Jan 30th
“Offices are why big people get grump, and say bad words.”
— Stay At Home Servers
Jan 29th
“I hope I don’t have to dig it out of my shorts.”
— John, unaware that Carol had...
Jan 29th
“would like to know if there were persons or a group of...”
— redundancy from a client email
Jan 29th
HEMA - online winkelen
Jan 29th
“That is so third sunday in ordinary time!”
— Client
Jan 28th
“You never had CCD with Sister Cornelius…”
— oak
Jan 28th
20Q: The Simpsons
Jan 27th
Comics - Explosm.net
Jan 27th
“Look at me, I’m Chas, I eat food … .”
— Comment from “Simple...
Jan 26th
eco-cook - designboom
Jan 24th
“Level 3 (Multi-Tenant, Build-Out): This is when you’ve...”
— Startup Strategy: How Mature...
Jan 24th
“I have simple advice for all entrepreneurs - listen to your...”
— Feld Thoughts : Burning...
Jan 24th
“Do track revenue and cost per employee; have trigger...”
— Will Price: Martin...
Jan 24th
“Don’t tolerated mediocre engineers; for that matter,...”
— Will Price: Martin...
Jan 24th
“1. Don’t take things for granted 2. Watch for...”
— 10 Steps to Innovation, from...
Jan 24th
“She just sabotaged the entire business, thinking she was...”
— FOXNews.com - Angry Employee...
Jan 24th
“Recieving a metabolic age, from a scale, that is...”
— Metabolic Age
Jan 23rd
“Not only will your customers be able to easily schedule and...”
— Salon Software Online Booking...
Jan 23rd
“Grant, who is in his late 20s, was flown to a hospital for...”
— Man shoots co-worker while...
Jan 23rd
“This year’s theme is “Pray without...”
— Apparently 45 minutes is...
Jan 22nd
“We would make a really good trucking team. We should start a...”
— Matt
Jan 21st
“Your babyface is messing with my brain.”
— John
Jan 21st
“A source who was on the set as Rachael filmed her new Dunkin...”
— I guess Rachael Ray...
Jan 20th
“The more people you reach the more likely it is that...”
— Seth Godin
Jan 20th
“Sun Microsystems Inc. has agreed to buy open-source software...”
— WSJ.com
Jan 20th
“Please visit our new website …. and watch for many...”
— A client advertises her new...
Jan 18th
“I will smack you so hard your grandchildren will be mentally...”
— The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
Jan 17th
“Ack. Through a COMPLETE bumbling on our part, we’ve...”
— Dreamhost email
Jan 16th
Ask H&FJ | Hoefler & Frere-Jones
Jan 16th
Lasagna Cat
Jan 16th
“Hey, Micki, you’re so fine you blow my mind, I’m...”
— Me, singing as I work with Joe...
Jan 15th
Warch Watch
100 Person Flashmob Randomly Chasing After People (via )
Jan 14th
“Would you like to see a man hit another man with a...”
— Dr. McNinja’s Giftshop
Jan 14th
“Ask any chef the best way to cook a steak and you’re...”
— Searing is the key step to a...
Jan 14th
A root beer float in a bottle - Slashfood
Jan 14th
“We are out of Monster. Could you go buy more Monster? We are...”
— Matt
Jan 14th
“Well, in that scenario it sounds like I’d rather be...”
— Stewie
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
Shoyu ramen recipe - Japanese noodles -...
Jan 13th
“Similarly, disregard age. Some programmers are awesome at...”
— Inter-Sections » Blog...
Jan 13th
“If you’re thinking of hiring someone as a programmer, and he...”
— Inter-Sections » Blog...
Jan 13th
“This agreement also offers Notre Dame employees the...”
— Procurement Services >...
Jan 12th
thanks to jude… this is cool. times well wasted
Jan 12th
“Women have to be active listeners and interrupters—but...”
— Madeleine Albright Time...
Jan 12th
Warch Watch
The most robust monitor, survives a crossbow hit
Jan 11th
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language -...
Jan 11th
“Poll:What’s your favorite color?”
— Color Psychology - The...
Jan 11th
“A “butt bra” raises the profile of the buttocks...”
— It’s almost English when...
Jan 11th
“Homer gave me a kidney. It wasn’t his, I didn’t...”
— Krusty
Jan 10th
“If I had an iPhone, I would be a tumblin’ fool.”
— Me
Jan 10th
“Chins are overrated.”
— Jack
Jan 10th
“I don’t even remember what my chin looks like.”
— John
Jan 10th
“Please ignore the last message, which I accidentally sent...”
— A client, via email
Jan 10th
“So, when are you going to make Catherine into a grandma?”
— A client who knows my mom
Jan 10th
“* Note: if you’re not a player like Ev, and you...”
— The three business models that...
Jan 10th
Warch Watch
Epic Paper Airplane Flight is Today’s BIG Thing - JAN 01, 2008
Jan 9th
Explosm.net - Comics
Jan 9th
amber: Basho just caught his tail on fire with the candle
amber: I looked over and it was smoking a little
Jan 9th
“Imagine how much more interesting everyone’s tumble...”
— Erik, referring to how I often...
Jan 9th
“I enjoy watching them get hammered by all the gladiators.”
— John, while doing an...
Jan 9th
Chas: You really are an adonis.
John: Basically.
Jan 9th
“Bourdain: Guy Fieri… did you ever see the Simpsons...”
— Anthony Bourdain Speaks His...
Jan 8th
“Be great. There’s no substitute for simply being amazing and...”
— Something strange often...
Jan 8th
“Get rid of your brand guidelines. This will allow you, force...”
— Something strange often...
Jan 8th
“The most sure-fire way to lose a font test in direct...”
— Donor Power Blog: Winning...
Jan 8th
“did you notice that joe giggles like a little girl whenever...”
— Rosanna
Jan 8th
“Oh, Klaus dared me to dress like Captain Stubing for...”
— Hayley, American Dad
Jan 6th
“Is he saying that we have caller ID? That next time you...”
— Stan, American Dad
Jan 6th
“All this talk of In N Out burgers, cable TV, and rum is not...”
— Matt’s brother Mark
Jan 5th
Oak marks his displeasure at this new restaurant experience;...
Jan 4th
“So if you have a metabolic age of 12, does that make your...”
— Chas, to Legge
Jan 4th
“Your sketch shouldn’t take more than 5 minutes to...”
— The Tomahawk Kid: 8 ways to...
Jan 4th
“I asked the owner if he’d take some of my credibility...”
— Bob and David
Jan 3rd
“Oh my, that big man tried to grab me!”
— Amber, as Queso
Jan 3rd
Double Dagger
Jan 3rd
http://www.cs.rochester.edu/u/roche/rec.wood.m...
Jan 3rd
Brown Bears are the Best Bears
Jan 3rd

Erin gives Chas zen breathing lessons

Chas: if you have any tips for that, i'd appreciate them. you're always so calm
Erin: we will practice zen breathing
Erin: ommmmmmmmmm
Chas: ommmmmm
Chas: it's working already
Erin: calm on the outside
Jan 2nd
“so this is the first instance that i can think of where my...”
— oak, having screwed up his...
Jan 1st
“Meals make the society, hold the fabric together in lots of...”
— Anthony Bourdain - Wikipedia,...
Jan 1st
“Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride,...”
— Anthony Bourdain - Wikipedia,...
Jan 1st