ever the optimist
2009
December
15
November
9
October
8
September
19
August
21
July
14
June
17
May
12
April
14
March
21
February
42
January
33
2008
December
25
November
11
October
30
September
45
August
33
July
16
June
20
May
27
April
52
March
41
February
44
January
85
2007
December
47
November
56
October
27
September
21
August
35
July
June
May
9
April
March
February
January
Gotta stop with the long fantasies. They’re never...
— Scrubs, summing up my feelings...
May 2nd
I brought a print of this to burn at Oak’s purge...
May 1st
Charles & Marie: Sun Jar
May 1st
Watch
Ha.
May 1st
And then I got restore-rickrolled, because I clicked Restore...
— John
Apr 29th
You’ve made it so much harder to enjoy my life.
— Oak
Apr 28th
If you just shave your legs we’ll call it good.
— Tim, to Oak
Apr 28th
And then I ran over my own banana.
— Amber
Apr 28th
Ralph Waldo Emerson said: “Shallow men believe in luck....
— Do you suffer from bad luck? -...
Apr 26th
Fatalism feeds on itself, until people become passive...
— Do you suffer from bad luck? -...
Apr 26th
Timeframe
Apr 26th
I pretty much have talk diarrhea.
— John
Apr 25th
From...
A small team gathered to discuss these questions and define the Googley Design Principles: 1. ...
Apr 25th
Scrubs makes a funny
Carla:
Are you familiar with the term 'delusions of grandeur?'
Janitor:
I believe I coined that term.
Apr 25th
They need constraints and especially constraints on how...
— Why I love working with family...
Apr 25th
When people have other obligations outside of work that they...
— Why I love working with family...
Apr 25th
Watch
Little Britain: Meeting the Parents (via )
Apr 25th
Watch
Hitler Banned From iSketch! (via )
Apr 25th
Wow, I swear this is the first garfield cartoon I could...
Apr 25th
I’m not saying killing somebody makes you a man, but it’s...
— The 11 Manliest Cocktails In...
Apr 25th
n honor of that 10,000th victory for the Cubs franchise,...
— The Official Site of The...
Apr 24th
You have beautiful eyes, you have nothing to worry about.
— John
Apr 23rd
Erik’s take on LOLchas
Apr 23rd
Chas holds a website hostage until the client pays the bill
Apr 23rd
In this year’s survey, only 16.8 percent correctly...
— High School Seniors Get...
Apr 22nd
People say, ‘I don’t care about the market — my home is...
— Be It Ever So Illogical:...
Apr 22nd
Just try to imagine stock prices staying roughly flat over a...
— Be It Ever So Illogical:...
Apr 22nd
The Zen Valedictorian strives to be interesting not widely...
— Study Hacks
Apr 22nd
But then, as this article notes, Jamie is married to a...
— Jamie Oliver says lighter...
Apr 20th
Let’s cross the streams!
— Matt, to John
Apr 18th
You broke the chain of love!
— John, to Matt
Apr 18th
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language -...
Apr 16th
Watch
Flight Of The Conchords - The Humans Are Dead (via )
Apr 16th
Was it coming off as a come-on?
— Oak
Apr 16th
TopatoCo: We Sell T-Shirts by the E-Shore
Apr 16th
Golf Laws
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have inner peace knowing that a shittier one...
Apr 16th
If the divine creator has taken pains to give us delicious...
— Did Fernand Point write the...
Apr 16th
Success is the sum of a lot of small things done correctly.
— Did Fernand Point write the...
Apr 16th
How to run a meeting
- Begin on time. - Don’t start a meeting without first setting a time to stop. - Go over the...
Apr 14th
I almost lost my doubleshot.
— John
Apr 11th
via www.toothpastefordinner.com
Apr 11th
Pantone Matching - a set on Flickr
Apr 11th
Pacmanchart - Vox
Apr 11th
THE FILTER » Blog Archive » Venn Diagram, again...
Apr 11th
You can buy new stuff, but you can’t buy a new party.
— Pam, The Office
Apr 11th
That is sort of an oaky afterbirth.
— Michael, The Office
Apr 11th
This will be great to *slightest pause* cook with.
— Jan, The Office
Apr 11th
Bam Purish.
— Cynthia
Apr 9th
All the way down to Merry Land.
— John
Apr 9th
Each of those 600 washings saved you 20 cents. Thus, the...
— Simple frugality by the hourly...
Apr 4th
I think I’ll go ahead and infuriate all my clients...
Apr 4th
Celibacy never looked so good!
— Josh, looking at the new...
Apr 3rd
That’s why I’m over here. If I was in my office,...
— Oak, in the library, as he...
Apr 2nd
What am I doing there? Oh, that’s right, I’m...
— Oak
Apr 2nd
Oh my goodness! They've come back! As ninja...
Apr 1st