ever the optimist

2009

June 17
May 12
April 14
March 21
January 33

2008

June 20
May 27
April 52
March 41
January 85

2007

October 27
August 35
July
June
May 9
April
March
February
January
“Gotta stop with the long fantasies. They’re never...”
— Scrubs, summing up my feelings...
May 2nd
I brought a print of this to burn at Oak’s purge...
May 1st
Charles & Marie: Sun Jar
May 1st
Warch Watch
Ha.
May 1st
“And then I got restore-rickrolled, because I clicked Restore...”
— John
Apr 29th
“You’ve made it so much harder to enjoy my life.”
— Oak
Apr 28th
“If you just shave your legs we’ll call it good.”
— Tim, to Oak
Apr 28th
“And then I ran over my own banana.”
— Amber
Apr 28th
“Ralph Waldo Emerson said: “Shallow men believe in luck....”
— Do you suffer from bad luck? -...
Apr 26th
“Fatalism feeds on itself, until people become passive...”
— Do you suffer from bad luck? -...
Apr 26th
Timeframe
Apr 26th
“I pretty much have talk diarrhea.”
— John
Apr 25th

From...

A small team gathered to discuss these questions and define the Googley Design Principles: 1. ...
Apr 25th

Scrubs makes a funny

Carla: Are you familiar with the term 'delusions of grandeur?'
Janitor: I believe I coined that term.
Apr 25th
“They need constraints and especially constraints on how...”
— Why I love working with family...
Apr 25th
“When people have other obligations outside of work that they...”
— Why I love working with family...
Apr 25th
Warch Watch
Little Britain: Meeting the Parents (via )
Apr 25th
Warch Watch
Hitler Banned From iSketch! (via )
Apr 25th
Wow, I swear this is the first garfield cartoon I could...
Apr 25th
“I’m not saying killing somebody makes you a man, but it’s...”
— The 11 Manliest Cocktails In...
Apr 25th
“n honor of that 10,000th victory for the Cubs franchise,...”
— The Official Site of The...
Apr 24th
“You have beautiful eyes, you have nothing to worry about.”
— John
Apr 23rd
Erik’s take on LOLchas
Apr 23rd
Chas holds a website hostage until the client pays the bill
Apr 23rd
“In this year’s survey, only 16.8 percent correctly...”
— High School Seniors Get...
Apr 22nd
“People say, ‘I don’t care about the market — my home is...”
— Be It Ever So Illogical:...
Apr 22nd
“Just try to imagine stock prices staying roughly flat over a...”
— Be It Ever So Illogical:...
Apr 22nd
“The Zen Valedictorian strives to be interesting not widely...”
— Study Hacks
Apr 22nd
“But then, as this article notes, Jamie is married to a...”
— Jamie Oliver says lighter...
Apr 20th
“Let’s cross the streams!”
— Matt, to John  
Apr 18th
“You broke the chain of love!”
— John, to Matt
Apr 18th
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language -...
Apr 16th
Warch Watch
Flight Of The Conchords - The Humans Are Dead (via )
Apr 16th
“Was it coming off as a come-on?”
— Oak
Apr 16th
TopatoCo: We Sell T-Shirts by the E-Shore
Apr 16th

Golf Laws

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have inner peace knowing that a shittier one...
Apr 16th
“If the divine creator has taken pains to give us delicious...”
— Did Fernand Point write the...
Apr 16th
“Success is the sum of a lot of small things done correctly.”
— Did Fernand Point write the...
Apr 16th

How to run a meeting

- Begin on time. - Don’t start a meeting without first setting a time to stop. - Go over the...
Apr 14th
“I almost lost my doubleshot.”
— John
Apr 11th
via www.toothpastefordinner.com
Apr 11th
Pantone Matching - a set on Flickr
Apr 11th
Pacmanchart - Vox
Apr 11th
THE FILTER » Blog Archive » Venn Diagram, again...
Apr 11th
“You can buy new stuff, but you can’t buy a new party.”
— Pam, The Office
Apr 11th
“That is sort of an oaky afterbirth.”
— Michael, The Office
Apr 11th
“This will be great to *slightest pause* cook with.”
— Jan, The Office
Apr 11th
“Bam Purish.”
— Cynthia
Apr 9th
“All the way down to Merry Land.”
— John
Apr 9th
“Each of those 600 washings saved you 20 cents. Thus, the...”
— Simple frugality by the hourly...
Apr 4th
I think I’ll go ahead and infuriate all my clients...
Apr 4th
“Celibacy never looked so good!”
— Josh, looking at the new...
Apr 3rd
“That’s why I’m over here. If I was in my office,...”
— Oak, in the library, as he...
Apr 2nd
“What am I doing there? Oh, that’s right, I’m...”
— Oak
Apr 2nd
Oh my goodness! They've come back! As ninja...
Apr 1st