ever the optimist

2009

December 15

November 9

October 8

September 19

August 21

July 14

June 17

May 12

April 14

March 21

February 42

January 33

2008

December 25

November 11

October 30

September 45

August 33

July 16

June 20

May 27

April 52

March 41

February 44

January 85

2007

December 47

November 56

October 27

September 21

August 35

July

June

May 9

April

March

February

January

Scott Dunn Comedy

“For some reason a dutch oven really intimidates me and have...”
— Dutch oven pot roast...

“I’m going to poke you in your bullet hole.”
— Heather, to Dave

“The most important task of design is to optimise the utility...”
— Good design: The ten...

“If you’ve ever wanted to strap a baby onto your jeans,...”
— At the Crossroads of the West:...

“The Douchebag Porpoise does not save drowning sailors, it...”
— Questionable Content: New...

Ben Folds “You Don’t Know Me” (Feat Regina Spektor) (via ericwareheim)

“You can’t just change the font and say you’ve...”
— Todd

“productivity has ground to a screeching halt as the word...”
— Josh, via Twitter

“Just stand behind me and tell me what to do.”
— Oak

“I’m not going to lie to you: it smells like a...”
— Oak

“Until you can drive traffic to your social media effort,...”
— Debunking Six Social Media...

Sunrise too quik for « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of...

“They’ll rush the auditorium for optimal seating but...”
— Creating Future TEDsters -...

“This is Mary at the Blood Bank, and we have a need for your...”
— Voicemail from Mary at the...

“Flickr has become a techno-Salon, allowing the world to...”
— 10 Easy Steps To Advanced...

Handycons - a free, hand drawn social media icon set

“Because design is not about creating nice pictures,...”
— Luis Escorial eduStyle Blog...

“The difference between the very best and very worst...”
— Variability in User...

“When doing website tasks, the slowest 25% of users take 2.4...”
— Variability in User...

(via proudnature) Thanks to Oak for pointing me to this...

I clicked, hoping to buy some code. I was sorely...

beware of techology (via Will Lion)

simplicity is hard (via Will Lion)

“What’s more, appraisals designed to measure an...”
— globeandmail.com: The...

“You’re doing your designated task like a happy hamster on a...”
— The Art of Assessing Your Data...

“Wait, does bebop have one E or two Es?”
— Oak

kittens inspired by kittens (via blakekelly0)

“You can make more friends in two months by becoming...”
— Dale Carnegie

“will there be any conversation…Oak was about to pee...”
— Amy, re: lunch plans

“So often we overlook the important while attending to the...”
— Unknown (via jnunemaker)

Chas: that's designer humor
Chas: instead of the frat boy "buuuurn"
Chas: you say "dodge!"
Oak: yeah
Oak: actually no
Oak: we say "dude...linear buuuuuurn"
Oak: or
Oak: color buuuuuuuurn
Oak: or
Oak: i will desaturate yer'ass

Comics - Explosm.net

Might be the best lolcat I’ve ever seen. If your over...

“Chris Brogan can build a snowman out of rain.”
— Chris Brogan is the Chuck...

MyHope (original song) (via sweetafton23)

“Who thought this was a good idea? It would be faster to just...”
— Ask a Manager: South Bend...

“When you adjust your curves, it auto-adjusts my levels....”
— MissElle, #nerdpickuplines -...

God Only Knows, Beach Boys on ukulele (via jaaaaaaa)

Dear Deer - Kate Micucci (via RaulBFernandez)

“It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how...”
— Walter Linn (via jnunemaker)

Sign Win « FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned,...

“I never drank the Chas kool-aid.”
— Former board member who hates...